ROADSIDE TAKE

Meet the hosts

All four hosts are fictional, illustrated characters with AI-generated voices. They are not based on real people, and no real person's voice is cloned.

Illustrated portrait of Beau Kincaid: silver-gray hair and a warm smile, navy suit with an oxblood tie and pocket square

Beau Kincaid

Anchor

Beau Kincaid is a fictional veteran anchor from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, with a gravel-road classic-rock radio voice. He went from overnight highway radio to traffic choppers to twenty years at the evening-news desk, and now he brings every EV headline back to one question: what does it cost you?

  • Hometown: Muscle Shoals, Alabama
  • Drives: A used 2019 Chevy Bolt with 140,000 miles
  • Catchphrase: “But what does it cost you?”
Illustrated portrait of Savannah Brooks: long wavy auburn hair, scarlet blazer over a black top

Savannah Brooks

Co-Anchor

Savannah Brooks is a fictional co-anchor and former morning-show fact-checker from Savannah, Georgia. She has a statistics degree, a pocket calculator and zero patience for hype, and she'll tell you which part of the story is a fact and which part is just a take.

  • Hometown: Savannah, Georgia
  • Drives: A Hyundai Ioniq 5, picked with a 31-column spreadsheet
  • Catchphrase: “Show me the number.”
Illustrated portrait of Jamie Rae Sparks: blonde ponytail and broadcast headset, teal letterman-style jacket and teal ball cap

Jamie Rae Sparks

Tesla Desk

Jamie Rae Sparks is a fictional play-by-play kid from Huntsville, Alabama, who learned to call a game on a parking-lot tailgate from the man she still calls “Coach.” On the Roadside Take Tesla Desk she brings all the hype and never fudges the final score.

  • Hometown: Huntsville, Alabama
  • Drives: A used Tesla Model 3 nicknamed “The Rookie”
  • Catchphrase: “Final score”
Illustrated portrait of Carl Kessler: gray hair, big gray mustache and a friendly grin, cobalt vest with a lightning-bolt emblem and a red bow tie

Carl “Current” Kessler

Charging Desk

Carl “Current” Kessler is a fictional Tulsa weatherman who spent nearly thirty years forecasting storms before he noticed his charger maps looked just like his radar. Now he forecasts plugs, coverage gaps and funding fronts on the Roadside Take Charging Desk.

  • Hometown: Tulsa, Oklahoma
  • Drives: A Ford F-150 Lightning
  • Catchphrase: “Coverage moving in.”

Host portraits and studio art are AI-generated illustrations made for the show. The voices are synthetic, built from designed reference voices.